Some people take life so seriously. I'm not one of those people.

two pretty decent examples of times when john mulaney was so attractive i wanted to rip my eyeballs out

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anderson:

The tallest man in America, Igor, is 7’8” tall. He joined “Anderson” today.

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aminpoehler:

She’s A Rainbow/ Ruby Tuesday- Arcade Fire, Mick Jagger, and the Cast of SNL

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  • Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
  • Me: I lost a follower

liripot:

you know them moments when you look in the mirror and you think holy shit that’s me  because for some reason it feels like the person you’re looking at in the mirror is an unfamiliar stranger and you begin thinking about how you’re a person on a planet in a solar system in a galaxy in a universe and for a few minutes you ponder the origin and the meaning of existence and then shrug and return to your computer

elvisaaronpelvis:

I AM YOUR MOTHER